My kids call me Mommy....

My Saturday

2010-01-23T10:08:00.000-08:00

Well today is my day off but I will still have to go to work to have a meeting with my manager about how we are going to handle Superbowl and V Day at work. Then its home for my cousin Taigens Bday party yeah!

Pregnancy Memoirs- Throwing Up in Cars

2010-01-21T07:40:00.000-08:00

So on another occasion I was working a Sunday morning shift at work I was supposed to be there by 11 so I got my clothes ready and got dressed. Had no time to eat at home so I drove to Burger King and ordered a Sausage and Egg biscuit with hashbrowns I eat it and it tasted good but getting down the road a little bit further I started violently heaving I grabbed the bag but what the heck kind of `good` is a PAPER sack against throw up? I will tell you its none it wound up all over me and the car. I called my manager who I am friends with crying hysterically he doesn't even know who it was finally I told him and was like " I am covered in throw up and so is my car so I gotta go home take a shower wash my work clothes and clean out my car I will be there in 3 hours" I got laughed at bad oh well. I swear I threw up till I had that child she was my no fun pregnancy. When I was preg with Natalie I could have stayed preg forever I felt great.

Amber

Pregnancy Memoirs -Florida Vacation and No Ketchup

2010-01-20T09:28:00.000-08:00

Ok so I am not currently nor should ever be again pregnant but I do have some kind of hilarious stories from my pregnancy with my oldest daughter livi. This post is set in 2004 and I was probably around 3 months pregnant with what I referred to at the time as my little parasite. Chris and I went on a vacation with his mom Donna to panama city and let me just say I was VERY nauseous the WHOLE pregnancy. This would also be one of the first I would say 5 meetings with Donna so first off I was very hot in the back seat of her PT Cruiser they were really cold but I was really hot so they just had to freeze since I was preg and very fussy. There wasn't much I could eat in fact it was basically subway as far as fast food tho I could stomach chicken some. It was memorial day weekend and they had been really really busy we went to Wendy's and I am trying to figure out what I want to eat so I want some chicken and they were out of ALL chicken so I say ok I can eat a burger but I eat my burgers only ketchup they were also out of KETCHUP wth what restaurant runs out of all ketchup?? So I decide I can not eat there well they were hungry so they ordered their food and we go and sit down where I have a total breakdown and cry hysterically because I am hungry and they are eating. RIDICULOUS I know. After my hissy fit I tell Donna that Chris has injected or infected me with his Psycho serum and we are not compatible. I do not know what would posses me to tell this to my boyfriends mom that I really don't know hardly at all lol!!

I then make a dumb decision and think I can eat some Taco Bell so we go and I sit down to eat my food which I do get down and not 2 min after I eat the last bite I am running to the bathroom to throw up which I do and also happen to piss my pants since I threw up so violently. I had to walk of shame back to the car crying. This story makes everyone that I tell laugh hope my trauma brings you a few chuckles it is funny to me now almost 4 years later. I also threw up at least 4 other times on that trip the water made me sick and basically everything but subway and Ritz crackers lol.

Until Next Time

Introductions

2010-01-20T09:17:00.000-08:00

Hello out there in internet land well at the moment I am speaking to noone since I have only just created my blog but I am confident that people will (should) want to read about my life I am going to be posting some past stories and also a running story line of my current goings on. Sometimes it will be funny sometimes sad and sometimes I am sure boring not really sure what direction it will take but it is gonna be interesting to see. Anyway back to introductions my name is Amber and I am 26 years old I am engaged to a great guy named Chris and have two awesome kids Alivia and Natalie. I work at a resturant in the To Go department live somewhere in Alafreakinbama (no offense meant if you do too I just grew up in GA and am kinda partial) although I do love my house =) Anyhow lets get this thing started (imaginary ribbon cutting)

Amber